Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
girl: ....who?
me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*
earlploddington:

becauserealitysux:

The Young Jedi Master
by Marcos Texeira

This…is actually pretty badass and cool.

earlploddington:

becauserealitysux:

The Young Jedi Master

by Marcos Texeira

This…is actually pretty badass and cool.

(via themilleniumtardis)

starbuckers:

What if all of our moms ran our blogs for a day

mine would be covered in Avenged Sevenfold and The Wizard of Oz

(via pizza)

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

(via pizza)

(Source: neogohann, via pizza)

loriarty:

i have never seen a picture that represented this entire show more than this.

loriarty:

i have never seen a picture that represented this entire show more than this.

(Source: ehmthesuperblog, via not-br0ke)

(Source: art-directter, via bogar-t)

(Source: danielodowd, via poppunkpizza)

(Source: thr-ill, via homomau5)

brock-holts-taco:

Bergy, don’t stare!

Bergy gets what he wants

brock-holts-taco:

Bergy, don’t stare!

Bergy gets what he wants

(via blink802)

okaysizedbangtheory:

aquaman that is bullshit and you know it


It’s fitting that a joke of a superhero has a joke of transportation

okaysizedbangtheory:

aquaman that is bullshit and you know it

It’s fitting that a joke of a superhero has a joke of transportation

(Source: stevesfriend, via themilleniumtardis)

kissesforyourloving:

prejaculate:

imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol

not sure if someone from another country posted this or a very enthusiastic underage drinker

(via poppunkpizza)

(Source: o-g-grand, via thuundercunt)

(Source: goblin-techies, via homomau5)

mikemoschetto:

dude